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October 22nd National Day

On October 22nd you shall say "I liek yo cut G"and slap anyone under 5 feet as much as you want on the head.
Hey Luckas, "I liek yo cut G" *smack* cuz its October 22nd National Day
by DefineUrbaaanWrds October 21, 2020
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October 22nd

This day is the final edition to no homo day.

You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs

I love consuming BITs. of fLY

( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM

Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019
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December 22nd

Have sex with you crush on December 22nd
by BBBord.lol December 22, 2020
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October 22nd

October 22nd, national beat Riverside day. Even though they are the richest public school in VA, they still can’t buy a good football team.
“October 22nd is my favorite day of the whole football season, I can’t wait to watch Riverside get blown out again!”
by seymore_15 October 21, 2021
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April 22nd

A: Hey, it’s April 22nd!
B: so?
A: it’s national slap your tall friend day
B: oh shoot *runs*
by Llamafroglololol April 19, 2022
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October 22nd

National slap ass while hugging day.
So go give you crush a slapping hug
It's October 22nd! Go give Jenny a ass slap hug!
by Asslly October 21, 2019
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22nd Jump Street

Being a throw back. Not knowing it’s not cool to act like a stupid redneck. For example, calling people fags while always wrong how wrong wasn’t a part of everyone’s awareness, which keeps evolving. Refers to someone or a place that is not evolving. 22nd Jump Street can be used to say someone is a bigot without sounding woke.
Don’t invite them here, 22nd Jump Street seriously offends everyone.
by Cherrypit October 14, 2025
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