phantom whipped

when a man posseses all the qualities of being whipped without having a girlfriend. This is a result of a guy trying to move up and get a girl out of his league and being stuck in the friend zone.

Greg: You hear Dan apoligized to Arielle by giving her a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup?"
Bret: "Wow he's so phantom whipped!"

by Bret the Hitman Harkins January 30, 2008

Phantom Vibration

A false vibration felt in the most used pocket of your cellphone. You feel what you believe is your cellphone going off, you go to check, and actually nothing has happened. Only works when cellphone is on vibrate.

A false vibration in your pocket. you go to check and nothing happened, this is a phantom vibration.

by enchantedflorist March 25, 2010

Phantom Planet

An Indie Rock band who is very talented.

Everyone who found out about Phantom Planet because of the LAME OC should die.

by kindajung May 14, 2005

Phantom Planet

Californiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! !

Californiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! !

by ELyse October 30, 2004

chocolate phantom

The act of taking a sloppy, wet shit, possibly diarreha, then, without wiping, while your friends (up to 7) are asleep, using the palms of their hands instead of toilet paper to wipe your ass with. Symptoms include pink eye, morning sickness, and poor hygene.

friend one: 'wakes up and rubs eyes' "Eww dude what the fuck who the hell used my hands as an ass wipe?!?!" friend two: "Oh my fucking lord who the hell is responsible for this?!?!" You: "I have no idea, someone did it to me also but i washed my hands this morning, must have been the chocolate phantom."

by The Chocolate Phantom June 26, 2010

phantom braker

driver who continuously hits his brakes with absolutely nothing in front of him. May be associated with obsessive/compulsive disorder.

I would have been at the titty bar an hour earlier if I could have rammed the phantom braker in front of me off the road.

by Ya Momz May 3, 2005

fecal phantom

The act of pooping on objects with out being seen. Mostly done solo and in conjunction with a night of hard drinking. Spots hit roofs of cars, ash trays, top of mailbox, counter tops, jean pockets. ect....

Some one took a crap on the roof of my car last night. The fecal phantom struck again.

by Bob Oso April 20, 2006