poodle walker

Someone lacking in testicular fortitude. Takes his girlfriends little yappy ankle biting purse dogs for walks in public displaying her complete dominance over his actions.

Bob: " that guy is such a pussy"
Jim: "what a poodle walker."

by scot olson lowndes May 6, 2014

White Walker

Is that a trust fund kid gallivanting through a poor neighborhood, spreading the miracle of gentrification with each sip of frappe they take?

Time to move, the White Walkers are here. We won't be able to afford the rent, soon.

by MILKFIXER February 15, 2021

Kevin Walker

A janitor at Valve Inc. game studios, often confused with Robin Walker, a beloved programmer of the same place of employment. He was first delivered to fame by the Team Fortress 2 podcast "KritzKast".

"Yo, Kev! Kevlar Keino! Nothin' gets through the wall of Kevlar Kevin Walker!"
"So, Mr. Kevin Walker, can you tell us about the direction TF2's gonna be taking?"

by elpam October 27, 2009

Naked Walker

A 45-100 year old male who walks around gym locker rooms with no clothes on. May also be spotted with a towel in hand (rather than around body), slip on sandals, and soap on a rope. Beware: naked walkers love to start conversations with their fully clothed neighbors...

When I walked into the locker room, a few naked walkers bumped into me, I think one's cock hit my leg...

by Pepe Cojones February 2, 2009

Walker

Is the gayest person you’ll ever meet. Although he may look nice he is actually very sensitive and moody.

Yeah he’s such a walker

by YaBoiBigBird October 21, 2017

slow walker

a fan of spring awakening who is particularly enamored with hanschen/johhny b. wright! the name comes from a quote from the play in which one girl tells the others "last one to the bridge has to hold hands with hanschen!" therefore, the fans of hanschen would walk very slowly to the bridge.

fangirl: who's your fave SA character?

me: hanschen! i'm a very very slow walker :)

by my.junk.is.sa March 15, 2008

paul walker

an actor who most likely gets movie gigs because of his good looks, but proved everybody wrong in his movie running scared. physical features include alluring blue eyes, amazing smile, and perfectly sculpted body. break through movie was the fast and the furious.

megan: paul walker is so hot!
kim: oh really?
megan: have you not seen into the blue?!

by luxurie December 31, 2006