Chao Garden

a place where you raise these cute little footballs called chao. you can make it live in the holy realm of tymora (hero garden) or the kfc on kennedy and queen (dark garden)
Bro: I spend more time in the chao garden than the actual game
Bro 2: same bro
by UrbanizedMotena September 10, 2022
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chaos kitty

I think chaos kitty actually likes me
by TwistedGamerGuy August 24, 2015
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chao mates

Friends who kiss and have sex but with no commitment whatsoever the two can date outside
I am not dating brad we kissed yes but thats only cause we are chao mates
by Jraeyy February 10, 2018
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Wand of Chaos

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.
by Titty Bar Barry October 15, 2010
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Chaos Boner

Noun
Sexual arousal broth on by the though of chaos
“Have you seen what's going on at Echo Park?”
“I saw it on the news and got a chaos boner.”
by Ken Hammered March 26, 2021
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shit chaos

Totally out of control, primal, yet satisfying.

When you sit on the toilet , but then, to your surprise, a violent gas and fecal episode ensues ejecting gas and fecal matter in a totally unforeseen and uncontrolled manner causing surprise and awe that that could really be happening to you. Or, could be a similar event when you are not on the toilet.
"Man, that was shit chaos".
"Yea, can't believe it. Freaking awesome."
by rbrtzz November 17, 2009
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chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.
Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.
by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017
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