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Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024
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Flesh Socket

Any orifice or open cavity that leads entrance or serves as an exit to the human body.
If you don't want it in your mouth, shut up, and stick it in another flesh socket.
by AfterSectsCigarette November 26, 2019
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slutty socket

when a electrical socket drops out the male plug.
A slutty socket is when you are trying to vacuum in your old rental and the plug to your vacuum keeps falling out of the wall.
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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crotch socket

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket
by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020
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semen socket

The act of violently extracting someones glass eye, and proceeding to insert ones penis into the empty socket in a vigorous jack hammering motion resulting in a raw, bloody, wet, creamy, delicious mess. Leaving the sticky socket swimming with tadpole tears.
by Semen Socket July 18, 2018
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Chocolate socket

A girl who fucks black guys
Girl: I love tall dark and handsome
Guys: we know chocolate socket
by Assault machine January 26, 2017
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