poo pee balls

when your balls touch the water in the toilet that you pooped and/or pee'd in

husband says " honey, I got poo pee balls" wife says " did you forget to hold your balls up when you pooped.... again!?"

by starfishchecker June 14, 2009

dingle poo cat

Dingle poo cat is a cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.

dingle poo cat is A cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.

by grogansandwich October 18, 2010

nappy poo

A cute way of stating one's intention on taking a short nap.

I wish to take a nappy poo!

by Crazy68 September 3, 2009

morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.

I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!

by stotty575 June 15, 2010

Felt-tip poo

A turd that takes a lot of toilet paper to wipe away. The name derives from a felt-tip pen that always seems to have a little bit of ink left in it.

Man 1: Blimey, you took a long time in the toilet there, mate.

Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.

by john1million March 1, 2014

Low pro poo

When, after a huge urge to have a dump you deliver a midget turd.

I ate so much last night and yet this morning I just had a low pro poo.

by Halevi August 25, 2016

i have to poo

just means that you need to poo

Jane: I have to poo!
Jack: ok

by Jkmb September 18, 2020