Facebook Fucko

1. A guy who prick teases women on Facebook who would never get with you anyway. Turns the tables, so to speak.

2. A guy who gets bullied by cops on Facebook, then tells them to come and get him unarmed and alone if they have the balls.

3. A guy who knows the real story behind Facebook and uses it against the perpetrators.

That Facebook Fucko sure put the moves on that crazy bitch.
Yeah then the cops got involved.
He told them anytime, anywhere.
They put a curse on him, you know?
He'll survive. He's a really cool guy.

by Sic Semper Tyrranus August 15, 2014

Pull a Facebook

1. When you make a huge change to something like a website or a service and everybody get's used to how it works, but you immediately change it again.
2. A short way to describe what a website might have done in a mass update.

Oh sorry I didn't see your E-Mail. My E-mail provider had to "Pull a Facebook" with the inbox and I'm trying to learn how to use my inbox again.

by JudgeJC January 21, 2011

Facebook Fire

Posting or commenting on Facebook with the intention of starting a written altercation.

"I just read that they found DNA that shows Jesus was black."

You're starting a Facebook Fire.

by Dey-ron June 21, 2014

Facebook Mojo

A feeling one has when everything they do on Facebook goes right. Everyone likes their status, likes they're comments. You're the funniest/coolest person on Facebook right now.

look at how many people liked his status already! he's got mad Facebook Mojo going!

by Monster Mans June 12, 2011

Facebook Itch

When someone is on the computer and they go back and forth from other sites to facebook to check if they have mail.

Yo, why do you keep goin to facebook? You must have that facebook itch son.

by Sipacris January 3, 2011

Facebook Humor

When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.

"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"

"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"

Time for a little facebook humor.

by TheModernAge86 December 5, 2011

Facebook groundhog

Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.

Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.

Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014