Christian is mostly commonly used as a term for a follower of Christianity or a common Christian name
but please stop making definitions that say Christian: Sexy guy, since that isn't an actual definition, I don't know who Christian is at all so STOP MAKING THESE STUPID DEFINITIONS I DONT HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH PAGES 1-58 in order to find an actual definition finally. For the love of god, literally.
but please stop making definitions that say Christian: Sexy guy, since that isn't an actual definition, I don't know who Christian is at all so STOP MAKING THESE STUPID DEFINITIONS I DONT HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH PAGES 1-58 in order to find an actual definition finally. For the love of god, literally.
"The Christians believe in Jesus, God, and the Bible (or at least their interpretation or version of the Bible)
by subbst June 9, 2024
Get the Christian mug.By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Get the How Christians Read the Bible mug.An Abrahamic religion. Believes in some mythological mentally ill jew that got nailed to a plank of wood for pissing off the Romans. The majority of followers are KKK members, fascists, and middle aged religious nuts who indoctrinate their fuckwad crotch goblins to keep the cult alive.
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Get the Christianity mug.You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
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Get the If you spend enough time around Christianity mug.This term is defined as Korean Christian music that individuals may decide to listen to. AND YES, IT EXISTS :)!!! PRAISE OUR HEAVENLY FATHER! THANK YOU GOD:)!!!!
P.S. my favorite groups are WAYHOME, AGAPAO worship, WELOVE, LEVISTANCE, Heavens Generation, and probably some more:)
P.S. my favorite groups are WAYHOME, AGAPAO worship, WELOVE, LEVISTANCE, Heavens Generation, and probably some more:)
"Ohh... is this k-christian? It sounds awesome:)"
"Is this that k-christian group AGAPAO worship? So Cool!!!"
"Is this that k-christian group AGAPAO worship? So Cool!!!"
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Get the k-christian mug.Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.
by dale_smells July 14, 2024
Get the christian mug.When the majority of even lower-middle class believers in developed countries selfishly focus on their perceived lack and discontent, who already live in abundance and comfort, compared to their brothers and sisters who are struggling to put food on the table or feed their families.
Be it on rising costs of living, influx of immigrants, or access to abortion and fertility clinics, what percentage of the faithful in America are often guilty of practicing a form of faux or first-world Christianity?
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