Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Potato

Something ten times better than a fudging tomato

Why would I have a tomato when there are Potato's around!

by Abu Dreit June 24, 2025

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 8, 2024

Potato

food sent from god

potato

by Gunboi With A Gun And Gunboi February 1, 2021

Potato Poop

An Potatoes Booty.

AN POTATO HAS POOP POTATO POOP STORM ALERT POOP

by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

Reverse potato

A sex position where the girl lays on her belly while curled up like a potato and the guy pipes her from behind.

Dude 1: yo dude you know that girl Foz ?
Dude 2: yeah bro
Dude 1: I straight up reverse potatoed her last night

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Hot Potato

nut in your girls mouth then kiss her and keep switching whose mout has the nut in it

yeah after sex we did a hot potato

by bahavis December 30, 2020