The Sour Patch Kiss

When your lover kisses you gently on the lips and then follows through with a swift pinch to the dick.

I wanted to spice it up, so I gave him the sour patch kiss. Needless to say, he was speechless.

by PurpleBus69 May 16, 2020

Ol’ Shit Kiss

Picking up a smudge or chunk of feces on the penis head during anal sex.

He wasn’t very clean when I pounded his mangina and he gave me the ol’ shit kiss.

I was so deep in Natalia’s intestines last night that the ol’ shit kiss was inevitable.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

sweet fairy kisses

Blown out of the mouth, sweet fairy kisses are a way of pleasure and are blown at the cock and taters region

Can you blow some sweet fairy kisses

by Tubby bilbo January 26, 2017

faux lesbian kissing

the act of two women kissing for shock value on tv/movies/real life

btw faux means fake in french for all of you uncultured swines who didn't know that

faux lesbian kissing hasn't been taboo since 1994

by isabel The Lesbian July 9, 2018

neopolitan kiss

wen u bang a girl in the mouth the pussy and then she sucks your dick and you jizz in her mouth and then you make out.

Dude: You wann neopolitan kiss
Girl: Hell ya.

by jack wilkins May 11, 2007

stage kiss

Where a black lady slaps you and your dick starts to bleed.

Fuck...that bitch stage kissed me...

by Connie jackson May 23, 2016

Gentleman's Kiss

A soft kiss on the side of a man's scrotum as a greeting or show of appreciation. In some parts of the world, two kisses are given...one on either side (ie, Paris, Barcelona, etc.). A gentleman's kiss has also been used as a form of apology.

Gentleman #1: "Hey man. Sorry I ate the last of your Kashi cereal. Gentleman's kiss?"
Gentleman #2: "Yup."

by A True Gentleman November 10, 2010