Train

A big metal thing that goes on smaller metal things

Look, a train

by Jœn June 19, 2020

Strange Train

When someone has no self respect or standards and solely hooks up with a string of women he does not know or care to know. Generally a douche bag.

Friend 1, "Man, Jeff sure has been hooking up with a lot of random woman"
Friend 2, "yea, he has really been riding the strange train lately"

"Fucking guy has been on the strange train for a solid month now.

"Wow, he really jumped back on the strange train after his break-up"

by Texas Blouses January 8, 2014

Choo Choo Train

To be pegged and spoon fed semen by a dominant female partner or "mommy"

Damn, she sure gave me a Choo Choo Train last night

by The dripster March 5, 2021

Shanghai Mine Train

When you are standing in line for a ride at Shanghai Disneyland and it is so packed and crowded that someone accidentally sticks a finger right in your butthole.

Peter was excited to go the crowded party until he got a Shanghai Mine Train in the hallway and didn’t know who did it.

by Stinky Pinky Do May 4, 2022

On the express train to Narnia

When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train

Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"

by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019