Alex

He’s a fucking simp

Guy 1: Dude is that a fucking simp
Guy 2: No that’s Alex

Guy 1: Whatever same thing

by AllFactsNoPrinter April 15, 2020

alex jewell

A fat neek who obsesses over his ex Lara and likes to drink Stella to think he’s cool but is actually just a loner

What is alex jewell doing?
Probably looking at Lara’s insta and drinking Stella like a neek

by AlexTheFatNeek April 17, 2020

Alex

Alex is the sweetest,most loving and affectionate person you could ever ask for.He's very generous & will always put their loved ones first before themselves.Very goal-oriented and determined to put the biggest smile on your face.He always compliments the love of his life surprising her with various gifts

"Who is he?"
"He's Alex, the guy I'm aspiring to be".
Love her like an Alex would.

by WitchyBubblegum00 April 19, 2020

Alex

A large group of faggots having an orgy where they all cum in eachothers mouths in the end.

-Why are all those men walking into that hotel room?

-An alex is probably going on

by Lexluthor25 April 24, 2020

Alex Mann

A way of living with nothing but immaculate fun in mind.

Dude 1: Im tryna hit the club Alex Mann style tonight!

Dude 2: I'd come but I have an Econ problem set due tomorrow! :/
Dude 1: It'd be a lot more Alex Mann of you to say fuck it and pop that bottle of champ' !
Dude 2: I guess I'm just more of Jonah Schenk type then!
Dude 1: Well then I guess you should've done Castle...

by icarl(y) April 24, 2020

Alex latcham

Gay

Gay Alex latcham

by Big pedo nonce February 11, 2020

alex

alex is a lil weird. kinda smelly kinda not. probably has scoliosis and pollen allergies. definitely pours her milk before the cereal and bites her string cheese. she’s really scared of fun rides and doesn’t watch good movies. kinda lame but not TOO lame. has nice hair but she has something on her forehead all the time. she’s a lil scary ngl but she’s soft and she’s scared to fight me. she is really mean to me but it’s ok cause i have fun flaming tf out of her. not sensitive which is actually cool. funny for a girl ig BUT STILL CAN’T MAKE ME LAUGH AHAHAHHA LOSERRRRR

wow alex is gay but she do be vibing doe

by professor asshat February 23, 2020