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Jacob a Guy that is nice funny and likes to smoke his snapchat is cash.20k he is rich he is my daddyyyyy my saggytittys my crush(;
Friend: Who is he

Me: oh Thats jacob my crush

Friend: he is a hottie
Me:ikr👅💦💦
by Sidebitch21 February 10, 2019
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Usually A person who ennjoys the arts of male sex is quite intrigued in anal rape and bumming small animals of his choice. He also has a cunning interest for the touching of small children. Legends says that in 1 day he managed to finger 18000 kids at Saint Maria orphanage in Western California.
by Automatic Lady Killa December 17, 2023
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Jacob’s are some of the greatest people you will ever meet

Such a caring friend and loves fiercely. If you get a Jacob, do NOT break his heart. He will be close with friends, if one of those friends is a girl don’t be jealous. He loves her as a sister and no where close to how much he loves you. He will be asking his friend for advice because he wants to be the best he can be for you. Break his heart and at least one of his friends will be coming for you because they know how happy you made him and now how much you hurt him.

Jacob’s typically have dark hair and dark eyes. If they have glasses they are awesome. If they don’t, be careful, they could be awesome or terrifying. Jacob’s are usually good-looking and either short or tall, never average height. Girls often get jealous of each other’s time with Jacob often blinding their common sense.

Jacob’s are amazing 10/10 would recommend.
Liany: Oh there’s Jacob
Annie: Oh my gosh he’s so cute
Liany: I know, I’m so lucky aren’t I
Annie: Yeah you are
Emma: If you lived with him you’d think differently

Annie: You live with him!
Liany: There’s no way, my boyfriend is way to loyal to live with another girl
Emma: Chill I’m his sister
by TommyBladeSootZa June 9, 2023
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Now that I’ve got your attention. HELP!!! IVE SOMEHOW BEEN SUCKED INTO THIS WEBSITE AND MY PHYSICAL AND MENTAL EXISTENCE IS STUCK INSIDE URBANDICTIONARY.COM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!
Hey Jacob… YOURE STUCK IN A FUCKING COMPUTER VIA URBANDICTIONARY
by HELPTHEBOY November 23, 2021
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He is a whore or make stripper. He usually goes to a random girl and asks them to sug but they wont cause hes a dick. He usually has the biggest dick around and when he gets mad he does the helicopter and starts spinning is dick around and making helicopter sound
My this Jacob has such a big dick
by Peanut Butter Fetus December 9, 2019
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Jacob is a very nice and loving person. When you first meet him, you wanna be his best friend, hes sporty and loves music. He always dress in nice cloths, he's cool and love animals
Amanda: You are so nice!

Jacob: Thanks, wanna go out to the movies

Amanda: Sure <3 :D
by SuperCuteCat8 January 10, 2018
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