A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
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by yande October 02, 2023
I want some pasta potato bitches !
by xwickedxxpediax January 11, 2021
Where you go down on a chick. Don't wash your face after, and then the next day you peel the residue off and eat it. Like lays I bet you can't eat just one.
Potato Chipping -Man I went down on this girl last night and her potato chips the next morning tasted so good.
by Kmbrigade March 12, 2023
Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.
Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."
by Bfflisemma April 11, 2019