I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".

1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

Beer whored

It is that act of after sex by a creature that urinates out of everywhere all over its found female in bed with rubber sheet that attracts the female to come back repeatedly

The man beer whored many women over the past week .

by The wandering eye February 5, 2010

Beer Palm

The rash-like sensation felt in the palm of the hand after unscrewing many twist-off beer caps. Most sorely felt in conjunction with the hangover that inevitably accompanies a beer palm.

"Man, I just high fived Jeffery. He's a nice guy but my beer palm is stinging like a son of a bitch."

"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."

by Starmanisjr July 21, 2009

Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009

Floor-beer

Flōr-bîr- a nickname given to any individual who happens to slip in beer that has been spilled on the floor while crushing beer cans

After Floor-beer fell in the puddle of alcohol on the floor, he continued to role around a complete his task of absorbing the leftover beer.

by Supernerd1215 July 11, 2009

Beer phones

Phenomena where a song or music sounds better depending on the amount of alcohol (beer) consumed. Like beer goggles for the ears.

At first I thought this band sucked, but now that I have my beer phones on, they sound pretty good.

by retrohgmr March 3, 2010