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The REAL reason

I mean you said you were a lawyer... They already DID lock him up for the crime that he committed. The crime he committed doesn't keep him in prison forever.
Hym "So that can't be the CAUSE of the crime and it's stupid to suggest that it's the cause. That can't be the REAL reason. Have you considered that life outside of prison isn't actually much better than prison and, therefore, is not enough of a deterrent to keep people from stabbing a little girl in the face? Because even a life sentence didn't stop him from stabbing the chick and you are going to lock him up but it's too late. -2. Doesn't matter cause Ben's wife is just going to shit out more Jews. That's 1 fewer black people and 1 less Ukrainian to deal with."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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real nigga

A real nigga is named Tj or anthony .No one else. Period
Tj and Anthony are real niggas
by girlslovethem February 23, 2022
mugGet the real niggamug.

Sex like real

A phrase commonly said in pornographic advertisements in a attempt to convince the viewer that their service (normally a video game) has realistic sex scenes
Ad: “our game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips
by Plehy August 18, 2021
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That MF is not real

Oh shit I don't know. I mean I told you families and communities were weaponizing schizophrenia against people and then I re-framed it to be me-centric.
Hym "Is it me? Am I the motherfucker that is not real? I feel pretty real. That mf is not real lady might have to crossover between my thing. It's only going to get worst from here. You don't know how many people it's killed. One way or the other. Suicides. Murders. School shootings. You're not keeping track. You see the short term effects and think 'Oh this is great I can control my kids now.' Or 'Oh great I can punish people who are resistant to "corrective feedback" ' and you don't keep track of the 'oh shit he just had a meltdown on a plane.' Or the 'Oh shit he just shot up a school after watching some Tim pool' or 'Oh shit that's like the first transgender male shooting ever! And it's in direct response to a guy who is not only weaponizing schizophrenia but called for a holy war.' And here we are. And here I am. I am real plane lady. And I'm everywhere now. Your kids aren't save. You're not safe. All you can do is hope that you're not on the wrong side of it. You'll all break before I will! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
mugGet the That MF is not realmug.

What!? For real!?

The politicians and judges who allowed them to steal it in the first place all agree that they're allowed to steal it? What a twist! That crazy that people are perfectly fine with people being lazy YouTube slobs who dump blatantly untrue things into the internet but when you do it on Urban Dictionary you just don't have rights or anything!
Hym "What!? For real!? Well it's a good thing they're not also perfectly fine with genocide and/or dystopian mind-rape surveillance apparati because THEN... We would REALLY be in trouble, right guys!? Right? ..... Guys? ...... Nah, you guys heard it.... That's crazy right!? Because then it would be like we're ruled over by a bunch of Hitlers! Oh wait... They don't yell. We'll as long as their not yelling and saying things we don't like in public then I guess they can just do whatever the want. All I can say is at least we don't have judges who are also rapist or billionaires who are also sister molesters... Then we could be in REAL trouble."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
mugGet the What!? For real!?mug.

sir real

Sir Real thinks he's surreal but really he's not even real
by Kind-sir January 15, 2022
mugGet the sir realmug.

the real idimeh

hes the highest producer of pure Peruvian using so much child labour even china would be jealous, his secret to the high amount of sales of the already Great pure Peruvian? his semen ejaculate no further statements on that sources say he once killed a man by flashing his cock at him the man shocked by this great revelation and information overload couldn't handle it the pure demirness and proceeded to explode into smithereens, his name idimeh is a clever name name after the popular character from black ops 1, probably black ops because he blac kopped your mother last night, he has a strong unreasonable distaste for the show "Xavier renegade angel" despite the show kicking absolute ass and being a masterpiece, he deemed the show "brainrot for little bitchy kids" then went back to playing Tekken 7 for 6 hours straight using kazumi and fighting laws and leis but his main talents lie elsewhere, which is charming both men and ladies absolutely soddening their panties over the 400 mile radius, he makes them women "Hella preggo" just by looking at them using his eyes, he looks like Damian Sandow and Elias guy from WWE but would certainly deny the comparisons out of pure humbleness of his character, sources say one notable example of this is when he went away for the weekend and one of his mods, best friends, like a brother but better and closer than lover friend jesty felt like was years and couldn't handle it and beat himself off to the poster of idimeh he had in his room.
oh look it's the real idimeh, jeez he looks so hot right? man my panties are a flood rn no cap no cap, pure skibidi sigma rizz
by jes from grave July 7, 2024
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