March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

March 26th

Eat too many gummi bears day!

For some this is every day. But for others this is the day where one binges on gummi bears till they just can’t anymore.

Dude 1: I can’t move...too many gummi bears
Dude 2: Why would you even do this to yourself?
Dude 1: Cause...it’s March 26th *groans*

by _A_M_ April 2, 2021

March 16

A girl with a letter of A,R,K and N in their name must be a assistant to a boy by the letter J,k and A for the whole day.

March 16= Assistant day
Enjoy

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023

March 16

Give someone a hug from behind, slap, or just ignore them for the day

1. *hugs* its march 16
2. *slaps* HEY, what was that for?! I dunno its march 16, duh
3. *march 17* Why didnt you talk to me yesterday?? :: it was march 16

by ima perfectlyfinehuman March 15, 2022

March 13th

The birthday of the shortest, cutest, smartest, and beautiful girl in the world.

Someone:Hey girl it’s March 13th! Me: It’s my dayyy

by thatshortgirl_ June 14, 2022

March 23

Who ever is born on this day is a dumb whore

Me: you are a dumb whore. Ethan: Why? Me: it shows on urban dictionary that who ever is born on March 23 is a dumb whore! Ethan: It’s right!

by I hate Ethan! October 2, 2021

March 17th

The national appreciation day for an amazing boy that deserves the world, and even more!

"Y'know it's March 17th!"
"Yeah what about it"

"We have to appreciate Ade!!"

by Acer3e March 16, 2022