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Josh

Josh is the one who will stupidest person you will meet, he will ask his sister to get stuck in a basket. he will picture himself inside his grandma and is the kid who chooses cyan for among us, pretty sus. he is the one at the gas station who is sniffing the gas behind that car. he is the one to ask his daughter for a blow. his life is a mess, his best friend that shit he did 3 months ago.
that's weird, don't be a josh
by anonymous October 5, 2020
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Josh

Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.
"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."
by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024
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Josh

Hunch Back machine with lots of scoliosis
Owww my josh
by oxy272 May 10, 2025
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Josh Fenn

A man who will bring fourth the end of existence as we know it to be
from just creating a roblox game
*BOOM*
by The_Grybird July 8, 2021
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Josh

A terrible quarterback that throws interceptions all day and tries to be black
Man josh lost us the game
by Nigger faggot ass hoe May 26, 2019
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Josh

That kid who is good at everything. he Is also handsome and really nice and funny.
(Sarcastically )What a surprise, josh won the football game, soccer game, and track race and then got asked out by 73 girls.
by Tskツ March 9, 2021
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Josh

Has eyes like the ocean has a massive cock and he pulls the fittest girls out there
Omg I would get fully naked for Josh
by I love Josh August 17, 2022
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