Johns Creek

Home of all the tools and douchebags who either drive lifted trucks or Jeep cherokees. There is nothing to do there, so most fags decide to go to club saturn and higher their self-confidence by dancing with ugly chinks and fat girls. While some people may feel cool, it is the hot-spot for queers and fags.

Hey "bro", let's go play lax in the hood.
Dude your so JC.
That truck is totally from the JC.
I have a fever, and the only perscription is more Johns Creek.

by jcboy321 November 14, 2011

Peeping John

The perverted act of climbing into an open pit, outhouse, or campground toilet to peek at other people's genitalia. So far an act only reported occurring in Maine.

He's such a pervert, I wouldn't be surprised if he was a Peeping John!

by Plus L T October 28, 2009

John Hannah

The Hog. The greates o-lineman in the history of the NFL. A real man, fighting in the trenches. At 6'2", he was small for a guard, but he proved that size doesn't matter. He is a member of the Hall of Fame

show me a real man?
John Hannah, the hog

by xtremlylucky January 7, 2011

John Tucker

A Pee pee that can be tucked snug between the two thighs and be completely hidden.

Son, If anyone tries touching your little stub, remember the trick i taught you. The ole JOHN TUCKER never fails.

by psylence July 11, 2015

john cenad

When a girl thinks she is sleeping by herself, but you penetrate her our of nowhere

Girl: "I can feel my butthole tearing. Did I just get john cenad?"
Boy: "You can't see this"

by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016

John Cena

A random new meme taking over the internet, in which someone says "I am" or "my name is" or "it's" and a man yells "JOHN CENA" followed by the blasting of the song "My Time Is Now" by John Cena

Jim Gordon approaches the boy. He looks at him. He asks his name. The boy looks up and shouts "JOHN CENA!"
"I can't believe I just got 'John Cena'd!"

by Ghost Joka November 23, 2015

John Cena

The 2nd coming of Gahndi himself. The mold of what every man should be. Packs a 16 inch schlong. Will steal your wife with the blink of an eye. Can move mountains with the snap of a finger. Has visited the lost city of Atlantis. Knows where Tupac is hiding.

"I'd go gay for John Cena"-Mike Pence

by 123guy456 January 18, 2019