Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.
"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"
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Very happy man who has autism and love making everyone game he is an very good gamer and goes live on twitch and YouTube @jae_5002yt
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Get the Jake yearling mug.Calm, relaxed and unusual in a good way. Sometimes Jake's can be genius but can have no common sense. They often take opportunities but lose them due to being to lazy. Can be hot/cute but also collected. Jake's also have chemistry with most girls due to lack of self-exploration. It's hard for them to be boring. If a Jake asks you out, you should definitely consider saying yes!
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Yea he’s just drank a bottle of jack daniels and got 3 girls on the go out the back
It’s definitely jake ryder
Yea he’s just drank a bottle of jack daniels and got 3 girls on the go out the back
It’s definitely jake ryder
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