Jake

Anyone named Jake should be juggling Pieters balls.

Person 1: Jake, theres a guy named Pieter in your class
Jake: I must juggle his balls

by Truth11334 November 14, 2023

Jake

Ultimate rice eater

Jake eats rice

by Joe_5965065 January 28, 2022

Jake

A guy that’s a hoe , sleeps with all the girls he sees even if they are to fat to bend over

Jake slept with my best friend

by Lil bruhhhhhh November 10, 2019

jake off

(verb) to masturbate or goon

friend: hey i cant stop jaking off. wanna join my jake sesh?

me: yay let's jake off

by alexce; January 17, 2024

Big jake

A fun loving giant sized teddy bear, with long hair and a scrappy beard, he is the biggest stoner you will ever meet Drives a big green van ( usually called the shaggin wagon) works at an italian restraunt to make up for his small sized dick and will repeatedly ask his friends mom to have sex with him.

Bro your mom is hot, maybe she will come smoke with me in the shaggin wagon (big jake)

by Lary the lobster May 3, 2018

Jake

A very cool guy and a refrence to the famous Jake from State Farm.

"Who is it?"
"It's Jake from State Farm!"

by anonymous June 25, 2021

Jake

A Jake is a cheating little short boy who especially likes girls named Molly, preferably girls with less morals

Dude Jake is such a simp

by MollyGriceLover66 November 21, 2021