Sack Hat

A sack hat is a baseball cap that has the following characteristics:

-Being old
-A hat that old people frequently wear
-Having a really old or outdated logo

-Being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-The front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-Having mesh on the back half of the hat
-Instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little buttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-Having a tag that says "one size fits most"

-Jerry has a Dallas Cowboys hat from 1991. It has soft foam at the front and little buttons at the back. It was probably worn when watching Troy Aikman play in the Super Bowl. It is a sack hat.

-Darius has a St. Louis Cardinals hat with a 1920's logo on it, the back half being mesh with little buttons. It is also a sack hat.

by LaGarrius July 8, 2010

sack tackler

someone, generally a young man, who is very involved with the handling of testes and especially the sack of said testes

Tommy says, "Eric said some really shitty stuff today."
Billy says, "Don't worry, that Eric guy is a sack tackler."

by Adolf Hitler IV September 22, 2010

sack dress

loose fitting dress popular in the1950s

She always wears a sack dress to work

by Rorogerthatgert August 5, 2017

Ball sack lice

little white fuckin dots on your ball sack

You've got ball sack lice!!!: )

by faget chuwsax June 12, 2018

Sack em before you shack em

Fucking someone, usually a unattractive person, in the dark or even with a bag over their head.

Damn Cleth is pretty ugly,but I kinda wanna fuk him,well ya know sack em before you shack em.

by Raduck September 1, 2016

Smackin' the Sack

1) The act of constantly abusing your genitals to pleasurable thoughts
2) Slang for playing the game of Hacky Sack

1) "Jeff's kinda weird, he says that instead of masturbating, he usually just smacks the sack."
2) Man 1: Hey what are you doing?

Man 2: Nothin' much just smackin' the sack, you want in?

Man 1: Sure!

by TheCyclopsMan December 9, 2011

Sack Flaps

Sack Flaps are a rare genital disease that gives the unlucky victim an extra, saggier pair of nuts. This extra pair usually hangs lower than the typical pair.

Hey bro, do you have sack flaps!?? I could see them through your thin leggings.

by tambah May 1, 2024