Bed muffin

When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin
"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"
by Fat Elmer August 09, 2015
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Creampie muffin

After filling your girl with cum, she drips creamie on a muffin and then eats the muffin.

The creampie has to make a frosting like cover on the muffin
She was so hungry, after we fucked she ate a "creampie muffin"
by JMKL12345 January 29, 2020
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Numpty muffin

A light-hearted insult used by the content creator Sydney Ewens
by 13yeeet13 October 10, 2021
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Squeecher Muffin

A very loud female kidney stone or a solid yeast infection.
The doctor frowned when my squeecher muffin fell out.
by Squeecher February 12, 2014
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sazzle muffin

I have an itchy sazzle muffin

I need to go get my sazzle muffin waxed

Your face looks like a sazzle muffin
by muff muff 325 October 25, 2010
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Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin
I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today
by Muffinmuncher2001 May 11, 2019
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Muffin topping

When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.
Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.
by Top muffin topper December 03, 2019
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