Ethan Learn

A guy with a big dick and likes animals. If you meet a Ethan Learn just know not to get on his bad side. He probably plays a-lot of games with good character development and has a-lot of pets his bestfriends are probably people with a E or R in their names. He will be the person to get a big booty goth girl or anyone who appears out of his league. But be careful when it comes to sexual things he will be able to bring it out of you. Ethan Learn does not support gays and feels strongly about it.

Hot girl 1: WOAH WHO IS THAT SEXY MAN WITH A DAD BOD!
Her friend: oh thats Ethan Learn i heard he has a big shlong

by EthanHall September 12, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a very smart and nice guy. He also usually has a 10 in. long pp.

Girl: Oh my god, that Ethan guy is great!
Other girl: I heard he has a long pp!

by Tom Sauce April 21, 2020

Ethan

the best person ever, everyone should have a ethan in their life. Ethan is the person that could light up your life by just existing. They also got the best humor

“that guy is so funny! what’s his name?”
“Ethan obviously”
“Ohhh that makes sense”

by Soul_Sloth April 15, 2022

Ethan

Sexy, Hot, Fine, so goshdarn cute and the most amazing and perfect person in the whole world.

Ethan’s so hot

by imtotallyreal April 3, 2025

Ethan

Ethan is a person who highly enjoys molesting salt and rubbing salt around his genitals

Fuck he is pulling an Ethan

by SNEKE GRATER March 12, 2020

Ethan

He’s the cutest boy ever. His smile can cure cancer. Sorry you can’t have him he’s mine and if you talk to him then his bitch aka me will beat the living shit out of you and I’m not scared BITCH okay cool byeeeee

Ethan is the cutie but he’s mine so don’t flirt with him

by Hisbitch101 January 31, 2019

Ethan

A crazy insane comic book, tv fan. Obsessed with cookies and slim Jim’s. Most famed quote is mi espanul smarte and is known for doing crazy things and saying things that don’t make sense

A Ethan has his hands on a slim Jim.

by White_knife22 June 18, 2019