December 3

National masturbation day

Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!

by ToeWhisperer October 15, 2019

December 3

The day where NO ONE can call you shit

Steve: Hey it's December 3rd do you know what that means

John: yeah the day no one can call you shit

by Shady Owl December 4, 2019

December 30th

National Fuck Your S/O day 🍆.

boyfriend : hey baby , its December 30th.
Girlfriend : fuck me daddy 😩🍆.

by tarcen bae. April 14, 2021

December 18

Tall person appreciation day

Hey there, today is December 18 and if you are 5'7 or taller know that i fucking love you and that ass of yours

by Wkwjjs December 18, 2020

December 18

People born this day are probably bottoms

“I’m a bottom”
“I can tell, you’re born on December 18”

by Straightasawetnoodle November 10, 2019

December 25

If you are currently reading this... It's too late... Your'e gay now. Suck some dick to undo.

Guy #1: yo bro... its December 25, read this
Guy #2: *reads*

Guy #2 Shit... guess I boutta suck some dick

by PP extendus man December 17, 2019

December 30

The day before Christmas Eve.

Jimmy: Holy shoot it's December 30! They day before Christmas Eve!
Holly: Get ready for some fun tomorrow!

by Nooby Person December 21, 2021