I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".

1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

beerful

Cheerful from Bear

I was beerful after drinking a pint

by JoePlaya June 26, 2019

Beer Float

A Corona and a scoop of vanilla ice cream created by the Washington and Jefferson Baseball team on the March Florida Trip in 2012

Dan Mikes, make me a beer float with an extra scoop of vanilla!

by Mr. Big Putt April 26, 2024

beer conditioning

verb. Preparation or conditioning your body for large amounts of alcohol consumption by consuming alcohol on a ramp-up schedule over a long period of time.

Dani B. (Morning after) Beer at 30 is not like beer at 22...

Jonny B. I feel fine. You should work harder on your beer conditioning.

by CadeyzDad September 4, 2017

Beer

The greatest drink ever. People love drinking it this includes Boner Alert and many others. Dont get addicted to it because then bad things will happen

MMmmm Beer is good. I wanna rock an roll now.

by op man July 15, 2018

Cleaning Beer

A beer that you drink when cleaning

I will clean the kitchen but first let me grab a cleaning beer.

by Greatgreencabbage November 9, 2018