study potato

A person who is under pressure from too much study - at home all the time, slowly becoming paler, spottier, rounder and rounder, unable to catch up with their friends. Just like a potato.

Sorry I haven't see you guys for ages and I can't come to the movies again - I'm a study potato.

by bedhairbubbles December 5, 2017

Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025

creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018

potato dick

when your dick is so huge first you see its as thick as a potato and as big as a house

I once got so into masturbaiting i finally decided to put penis enlargment cream on my dick, then it got bigger qnd bigger. Finally its big and hard and now I can spew out extra cum

thats a thick potato dick

by Factomatics September 12, 2022

Alien-ified Potato

A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)

Oh look, it is the Alien-ified Potato! better run unless i wanna get KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS HAHA

by Alien-ifiedPotatoConspiracy January 28, 2021

Potato

A substitute for the term "no shit" as in "duh, potato." Or "duh, potato!"

A guy says to another guy "hey bro, I really like boobs!" And his friend replies, "potato" (or duh, potato"

by Monsterbud September 30, 2020

california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!

“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin

by Nancy who? June 9, 2018