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Max

1. an unusually attractive male that's living life to the fullest capacity available to the human race. Characteristics include kindness, passion, a high intellectual capacity, understanding jokes sometimes, and being well-endowed. Is known to be worldly and adventurous but also likes a cozy night in with his family. A conscientious and assiduous worker during the day, a lover and giver during the evening, a high-octane booty dancer at night until the sun rises. Considered very rare; known to be pursued by men and women alike, and when discovered in the wild they are typically captured at all costs and kept close until the end of time.
2. short for Maxime: really French guy
Parent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Overachieving Child: I want to be a Max.
Parent: Impressive choice, but are you sure? Might be easier to become an astronaut.
by biggest_fan_88 December 19, 2021
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Max

Is a fucking big C H U n g U S
Wow look at that max “a unit a big chungus
by MaxHater420 January 7, 2019
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Max

Max has a massive penis
by Jeiwkenenebhd November 13, 2021
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Max

Max is a very beautiful girl and a very funny person

Max>>>>> you
max is super cool
by boy what November 7, 2021
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Max

A charming guy who seems nice at first, but don’t let that fool you. He is actually the most manipulative piece of shit you’ll ever meet. He pretends to be perfect in front of people but in the shadows, he’s a creepy possessive bastard who will continue to claw his way back into your life. Avoid at all costs!
Bro, Max just won't leave me alone!
by The ink demon June 3, 2019
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Max

He has a very horny family member, every one wants to smash that person
by Regfer Zroei November 22, 2021
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max russian

the fatest half dutch 24.9 procent asian and 25.1 procent russian likes to eat fufu and likes to play tennis
hey
hey you look like a max russian
nah i dont like fufu and tennis
by XxtruchbulexX June 18, 2018
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