Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Sam/Jack

Sam/Jack is someone whom is is sweet, kind flirty and HORNY ASF ALL THE TIME ESSPECIALY IF HE IS FOR SOMEONE NAMED LUCAS (WHO ISNT A BOTTOM).

Lucas:...sam/Jack is so sweet.
Cloud:that man has mental issues you know.
Lucas: A N D?

by NPCxJack September 12, 2022

sam

sam is nice

"do you know sam"
"yeah hes nice"

by ch10919 October 26, 2022

Sam I am

a character from the book green eggs and ham and the netflix series green eggs and ham

yeah he’s a gay twink I guess

someone : wow sam i am is a qt!

me probably : yeah your right sam i am = scrunklicous

by sam I am!!! October 26, 2022

Sam

Bhosadiwala ladka hai. Land chota hai.

Tu Sam kab se bann gaya re?

by wayferer13 November 1, 2022

Sam Sessa

Little twinkie, certified jawn, hella bitches, no stitches

He’s so cool, his name is definitely Sam Sessa

by ImposterFromAmongUs November 5, 2022

Sam

loves planes and Italy, is a dainty little guy that is usually very tall. loved by everyone and really lights up a room with his luminescent hair. one of the most beautiful people you'll ever meet, never let him go

"who's that cockroach over there?"
"oh that's sam!"

by pmskma November 7, 2022