Sam

A mastermind intellect in the art of anal self insertion.

“He’s got his cock in a wollop!”

“That’s not a he, that’s Sam”

by anonymous August 26, 2023

Sam

A Sam is a sexy young man. He is so flippin' sexy he makes girls wet all day. Other than his sexiness, he is also an extremely loyal friend/boyfriend. He never betrays his girl or friend unless it was necessary. He is smart as fuck, strong as fuck, hot as fuck, good at sex, good at relationships, good at any sort of friendships and good with anyone basically. Fucking hell, had one of them and he tasted and felt soooooo amazing!

"Have you seen Sam?"
"Yeah, I heard Melanie was fucked by him last night, heard that it was hot as fuck that she became pregnant!"
"Damn, I wish I could get fucked like that..."

by hugedildoupyournan June 21, 2018

Sam I am

a character from the book green eggs and ham and the netflix series green eggs and ham

yeah he’s a gay twink I guess

someone : wow sam i am is a qt!

me probably : yeah your right sam i am = scrunklicous

by sam I am!!! October 26, 2022

Sam

A literal egg with legs

Man, that guy is such a Sam

by HowToEatTidePods February 3, 2019

Sam Li

A Chinese actor and content creator

"Where are you from?"
Sam Li: "Michigan."
"What?"
"Michigan. Surprised?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Sam

A gay faggot who is overly flirty with all of their friends, and always wants to dominate other people and decides that one person isn't enough and always wants more.

A Sam is all I need in my life.

by YuukiYui December 18, 2023

Sam Hyde

The ghost of kiev.

A.k.a Trotsky's creation.

To defend his creator's homeland he went back to Ukraine to fight the russo-ukraine war.
He came to be known as the ghost of Kiev.

Created in a Kentucky fried chicken with Trotsky's brother, colonel sanders, in Illinois 1917.
The being known as Sam Hyde came to be.

by 0∅7 November 17, 2023