real bobby

Has a tiny penis and does so poorly in bed he is reduced to fingering dogs

dude did you hear about that real bobby. ya he LOVES dogs

by potatoman34 April 3, 2017

On real

To declare that you are not capping. To be truthful or “real” about a certain topic.

Ay bro on real I’ve always fucked w you

by swauce1 August 8, 2022

KA KA real smooth

A phrase for Kim Dracula's dance moves.

Kim did KA KA real smooth on stage!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 31, 2023

taehyun's gf (real)

user cherryttyun on twitter ,,, the term originally started in 2019 when user cherryttyun realized they have romantic feelings for taehyun <3

taehyun's gf (real) is very kind

by anonymous February 26, 2021

real life

A Minecraft hardcore multiplayer world or server

Real life is like a Minecraft hardcore multiplayer world.

by the random. July 25, 2022

Keep it real

keeping it real: ‘^ present tense for full of shit - example man walks into friends apartment and says: “ Yo… I’mma keep it real, red doesn’t look good on you.”… then later leaves and hops into his busted ass Toyota Camry.

^^* keeping it real - last used in a cool way in 2012.

^^^* keep it real - to be so full of themselves that they believe their perception is the standard for reality. Be prepared to be blessed with tactless honesty.

“Yo imma keep it real, you sister is fine AF.”

by Rill Recognize Rill December 7, 2023

real lesbian

A female that has only had sexual encounters or intercourse with females. A female that has not had penal penetration.

My roommate is a lesbian, but she’s a real lesbian. She’s never had sex with guy with a penis.

by Fourshow January 14, 2021