when your vagina gets caught in the toaster but it feels really nice so you turn it on while sticking two of your brothers penises up your ass and the cream cheese gets squirted into your eyeballs until you moan out "lightly sparkling spring water!"
by thefull8inches August 17, 2023

Taylor is a very short stubby little man with a beard. He may try to sell you 3 day old cider, but you must say no! He WILL poison you.
He likes Dehya's boobas and honestly same but eh
Cocka
He likes Dehya's boobas and honestly same but eh
Cocka
by sxmplyelena September 23, 2022

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by charrobbo February 2, 2021

Cole Taylor is the peak male figure. He had all the 6’s. 6 inches, 6 feet, 6 figures. He is perfect for anything. If he was an animal, he’d be a flesh light
by Baddywithafatty April 10, 2023
