the type of guy you see out your window carrying a bunch of fruits on his head every morning . has broken legs . calls everyone gay even tho he is gay.
by dapperwispp November 23, 2021
Get the sammug. Sam is a simp no cap. Everyone hates him and he’s a neek, hating on nittys because he’s jealous that they live a better life on drugs than he will ever have. He also can’t pull for shit.
Did u see Sam try pull today, that girl was way out of his league. He also chatted shit about me for doing ket. Fuck him.
by KetIsLoveKetIsLife March 31, 2020
Get the Sammug. the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.
by thatoneroadman November 26, 2020
Get the sam johnsonmug. by Daddy your Bruv May 29, 2018
Get the sam purviancemug. sam is not thick af
by fghjhgfdfghgfdfghgtfrd January 15, 2020
Get the sammug. (Make)Sam is a handsome guy with beautiful eyes who can be the kindest person you may ever meet. He cares about everyone he meets and gets along great with anyone new. He likes to comfort the people who may be more shy around people and who may not want to be social. Sam is the type of guy who will invite you to party with the group or sit next to you if you’re all alone. Sam is very nice and a Sam would make a great boyfriend. If you happen to run into a comforting Sam, don’t let him go and make sure you become best friends with him. You might not get to see a Sam like him again.
Doris: who is that guy who is sitting with that lonely person?
Joel: Oh, that’s Sam
Doris: he seems so kind and friendly
Joel: Oh, that’s Sam
Doris: he seems so kind and friendly
by The Cat Of The Century September 16, 2018
Get the Sammug.