the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.

"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams

The most feminine drink on earth.

Man 1: Hey look, Man 3 is drinking a Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams.
Man 2: I bet he's wearing thigh highs.
Man 3: Stop it guys! *blushes*

by TweakinFrFr October 14, 2024

mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

''May we all be mud monsters"

by Givemeurmomplz September 20, 2021

Tennessee Tickle Monster

To get finger blasted by a shit covered pinky finger as someone tickles your taint with a whip.

That big country guy handled me with the ol Tennessee Tickle Monster

by The paper June 13, 2025

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

Zest Monster

Lucas Gabbini; Fruity

Lucas and Elijah were touching each others wangs in the locker room; the zest monster inside them smiled.

by Christ\ February 7, 2023

Monster Hunter

Someone who hunts inbred people for a living.

Jake went to Alabama to become a Monster Hunter. He preferred to use a long sword than a rifle for such job.

by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024