by NewModernDefinitions October 19, 2021
Get the Usbo-sexualmug. "I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
Get the I sexually identify as a walmart bagmug. When someone is attracted to musician John Fogerty only and can't find anyone else that makes them feel the way he does. This also means they will remain single their whole life because they will never meet / fall in love with him.
Lisa: "Why don't you have a boyfriend yet? You've been single for years."
Joyce: "Because I am Fogerty Sexual."
Joyce: "Because I am Fogerty Sexual."
by brisus_christ December 10, 2023
Get the Fogerty Sexualmug. by rick.astley6969 February 20, 2023
Get the george washington sexualmug. Where you ONLY have SEX with YOURSELF. **(Not to be confused with a chronic masturbator! This is different.)** It's where you sometimes occasionally but not HABITUALLY "do yourself", because the alternatives have just LOST THEIRS GLEAM in the grand SCHEME of things.
Guy: "So , what's your sexual orientation? There's so many different ones I just kinda like to ask so I don't offend anyone."
Girl: "Well since you Asked, I'm Solo-Sexual."
Girl: "Well since you Asked, I'm Solo-Sexual."
by KeeperOfBtooms187$ August 6, 2025
Get the Solo-Sexualmug. A sexual orientation in which someone will fornicate with any hole attached to someone they find attractive
Just because I would fuck Astolfo (Fate), Haku (Naruto), Saika (Oregairu), and Luka (Steins) doesn't mean I'm gay, it means I would rearrange their guts because I'm hole-sexual and I find them hot just like I find girls hot.
by R0boT4ter October 30, 2022
Get the hole-sexualmug. <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I<.7.9.7.6.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I<.7.9.7.6.>mug.