An average, dirty blonde, hazel-eyed, tubby white guy who happens to be multi-talented, but also hates himself completely, loves metal music, and weed
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Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.
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If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
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