rusty ladel

similar to a rusty trombone but for females; eating a girl's ass out while fingering her vagina (hand looks like a ladel).

hey Lucy remember when I give Roger a rusty trombone some stranger gave me a rusty ladel, it felt sooooooo good!

by masputofuckinfatbitches November 1, 2008

Rusty horseshoe

The sexual act of using a foot to perform intercourse with a woman's vagina while she is menstruating.

She was raggin', so I gave her a rusty horseshoe.

by Living_dead_gurrrl July 6, 2017

rusty shackle

When you shove your foot ankle deep in someone’s asshole.

Dude, I got rusty shackled by Sarah last night and had to get my foot surgically removed!

by Fuddles McGee June 28, 2019

Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.

The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.

by Sir Steve January 19, 2019

rusty moonpie

When a girl is giving a male a rim job and the remains of a previous bowel movement leaves dried feces around her mouth.

Hey Sarah what the hell is that all over your face? Oh that's just the rusty moonpie Brian gave me.

by Puddjuice February 7, 2017

rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

Rusty Yak

Similar to a rusty trombone except one, both or all of the participants vomit which is then eaten by the other participants and used as lubricant for more rusty tromboning

Randy: Dude did you go home with that elderly couple last night?

Chet: Yeah, I went back to their house, things got pretty heavy we ended up finishing the night with a round of Rusty Yaks.

Or

Randy: dude you and Sarah were pretty loud last night in your tent.
Chet: yeah, Sarah was giving me a rusty trombone but on day 5 of camping things were pretty rank back there and she yakked, so we made the best of a bad sitch and turned in into a Rusty Yak.

by Leroy Goodboy September 11, 2020