husband says " honey, I got poo pee balls" wife says " did you forget to hold your balls up when you pooped.... again!?"
by starfishchecker June 14, 2009
Dingle poo cat is a cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.
dingle poo cat is A cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.
by grogansandwich October 16, 2010
by Crazy68 September 03, 2009
Part of the poo water eel cult. Gotta be dank. Gotta sing well. Good vibes only. Probably been blessed by the poo water prophet, lifting water from a poo water stream, river or grotto and pouring it over their hands.
Person 1: I want to become a poo water eel
Person 2: Better see if the poo water prophet will bless you
Person 1: Dank.
Person 2: Better see if the poo water prophet will bless you
Person 1: Dank.
by PooWaterEel April 22, 2022
I won't be in work today as when I was cutting the grass yesterday I went over some cat poo and flew up and hit my lip. I now have the shits caused by cat poo lip
by LJJninja June 28, 2021
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by stotty575 June 13, 2010