poo pee balls

when your balls touch the water in the toilet that you pooped and/or pee'd in
husband says " honey, I got poo pee balls" wife says " did you forget to hold your balls up when you pooped.... again!?"
by starfishchecker June 14, 2009
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dingle poo cat

Dingle poo cat is a cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.
dingle poo cat is A cat only found in Paeroa, New Zealand. It is a cat with 3 legs with clumps of feces on its bum.
by grogansandwich October 16, 2010
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nappy poo

A cute way of stating one's intention on taking a short nap.
I wish to take a nappy poo!
by Crazy68 September 03, 2009
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Poo Water Eel

Part of the poo water eel cult. Gotta be dank. Gotta sing well. Good vibes only. Probably been blessed by the poo water prophet, lifting water from a poo water stream, river or grotto and pouring it over their hands.
Person 1: I want to become a poo water eel

Person 2: Better see if the poo water prophet will bless you
Person 1: Dank.
by PooWaterEel April 22, 2022
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Cat poo lip

Illness caused by cat poo that's made contact with your lip.
I won't be in work today as when I was cutting the grass yesterday I went over some cat poo and flew up and hit my lip. I now have the shits caused by cat poo lip
by LJJninja June 28, 2021
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Low pro poo

When, after a huge urge to have a dump you deliver a midget turd.
I ate so much last night and yet this morning I just had a low pro poo.
by Halevi August 25, 2016
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morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.
I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!
by stotty575 June 13, 2010
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