You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

do a GoT

Messing up the ending of a well written story by either making it progressively worse over the course of time or suddenly near the end of the story. This represents how the writers of Game of Thrones messed up the ending of the series that it lost all the re-watchability of the series.

I am afraid some of my favorite TV shows will do a GoT, and I will not want to re-watch it.

by utsuro July 16, 2021

Cat Who Got the Cream

Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.

“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”

“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”

by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023

It's got a face, but no body

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.

Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!

Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!

Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 14, 2024

Ket got your tongue

Like cat got your tongue but when you’ve had too much ketamine and you can’t quite spit out the word you want to finish your sentence

Me: hdhdhdkskhdkslshbdhdvdkf
Them: what’s the matter? Ket got your tongue?

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021

got a trucker

Got a trucker: a half hard dick because truckers drive semi trucks!

Oh snap look a Bobby he got a trucker already!

by Sretlawnats March 22, 2023