Delusional sexuality

The sexuality of being straight except when it comes to an anime kin
Mark: “Hey joe, I think I like the dude who kins the dude from attack on titan but I’m not gay

Joe: “man that’s called delusional sexuality
by Abc83747 January 26, 2022
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sexual & gender minority

inclusive of anything CONSENSUAL that ISN'T:
pedophilia
bestiality
etc.
Rape is rape.
Pedophiles and zoophiles NOT. Why would you even associate sexual & gender minority with RAPE?
by suck_my_d33 July 12, 2021
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Sexual disassociated identity disorder is when someone sexual personality chooses to have sexual relations with person place
Or thing

This also relates to sexual abuse
Ricky suffered from sexual dissociative identity disorder.
by rafael e Reyes January 12, 2019
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Football sexual

A person who when talking about themselves, instead describes the past four seasons of THEIR football team.
I used to like to go to Applebee's, but now the bar is full of football sexuals.
by Lindydanny March 16, 2019
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Trans sexual

A bitchy way of trying to be cool in middle school

based of the hyper internet trend that started roughly around 2020 called LGBT
any person in the age middle of 10-25 has participated in this dumb ass trend
Child "dad I'm Trans sexual"
Dad "no your not"
Child "if you don't believe me your trans phobic AND ILL KILL MYSELF
by Cronvier September 12, 2022
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Hibernary Sexual

One who hibernates from the world in the winter months and swears off all sex until the warmer springtime hits.
Identifying as a hibernary sexual combines my lack of intercourse in the colder months and my general distaste for humans in general.
by RetroThis October 26, 2020
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sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.
Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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