funny mud pee

Chinglish. It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Funny mud pee! None of these are real!

by vavavo March 26, 2020

Kentucky Mud Dog

The act of sucking a turd out of someone’s ass.

“Man this asshole guy said he wanted to fuck my girlfriend!” “You ought to show him a real asshole and make him give you a Kentucky Mud Dog!”

by Chevylanche October 16, 2025

Out da mud

Where da kid gets it.

Da Kid been getting it out da mud since nine five baby!

by Mudman23 March 9, 2021

Mud

Heroin

Human:Yo wya,you tryna roll tonight?
Other human:nah man,I gotta split to cop some MUD.

by Dragg$ June 8, 2018

I EAT MUD

Ducking hentai looking orangutans bitch mother fucker

I EAT MUD. YES I JUST EAT MUD

by WHO TF SAID ASKED April 9, 2021

Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.

Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.

by Pookie bear March 10, 2023

mud salad

a horrible shit that you were not expecting. you thought it was going to be a clean cut but you wipe shit all over yourself. It takes almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clear you're ass.

I had a terrible mud salad before work and I needed a shower

by johnny sharp January 26, 2024