man points 

the points a man is awarded for his acheivments such as hook ups with woman, funny things he does, or just partying hard and being awsome.

he slept with that girl thats 450 man points

man points by Quinton lee August 6, 2008

man dinga 

probably the finest lax man with the finest sister { i have a man crush on him )

yo dinga nice abs... wanna sleep over ?

man dinga by dan daley April 25, 2005

Man Wife 

A man's non-homosexual guy friend that acts like a wife. Constantly checking in with him and wanting to know every little detail about everything he does. Usually ends up knowing more than the real wife.

Wife: "Your man wife is on the phone again, He needs his 30 minute update"
Husband: "Great! I can tell him about the pimple on my butt"

Man Wife by The Real Mrs B April 27, 2010

man batter 

1.the batter, or nut that comes out of a guy.
2.That shit that you should not swallow
no matter how good they say it taste.
3.white, creamy substance that burns when it gets into your eye....nut to be exact.

BOY:"Lets cook with my man batter!"
GIRL:"I don't think that is safe."
BOY:"BANG,BOOM,CLASH......AND SPLASH!!"
GIRL:Man batter is in my eye......and it FUCKIN' BURNS!!!"

man batter by Jotaku December 21, 2004

man down 

The opposite of man up. To be a pussy and not have fun.

make: Is Will going to man up and call that girl and hang out with us?
gancho: Nah. He's going to man down.
make: What a pussy.

man down by makevedo January 6, 2008

man point 

A man point is what guys give each other, if they've done something manly. Like he scores a number or gets some. Sometimes said like 1up (in mario). Each guy starts with 200 man points, and to give a man point to someone else, you loose one of your own. You automatically gain 100 man points each time you have sex with a different girl.

bob: Yeah I saw a nipple!
dan: Man point +1

man point by Matt Gill February 22, 2008

Man The Fort 

Another term for the act of masturbating.

See you later Tommy, I'm gonna go man the fort while my parents are out.

Man The Fort by Bob Sobchek June 11, 2006