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Corn Job

The act of sticking ones erect penis inside of a large pop corn bucket while watching a movie at the cinema with ones sexual interest. As the popcorn is consumed the erect penis becomes exposed, resulting in a hand job utilizing the butter from the popcorn as lube.
Yeah, she even gave me a corn job half way through!
by xxxdirtyquickscopes December 8, 2011
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Poon Job

1. A person who is beyond a poon. Someone who is such an asshole/pussy that just callng them a poon doesn't quite do it.
1. Wow, that kid is such a poon job.
by Poofer May 13, 2005
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lap job

Oral sex perfomed on a woman.
I gave Jane a lap job, and boy did she like it.
by Steve January 15, 2005
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curb job

When you approach a car that is parallel parked and are fellated through the window.
She's such a crazy slut that she gave me a curb job at 4 p.m.
by AlaskaFister January 13, 2010
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rim job

To get it in the ass, not with a cock but with the tongue
by mofo patel May 7, 2003
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Dirty Job

When someone has been doing work that gets their hands all dirty, like gardening,and then proceeds to give a handjob.
Mike Rowe gives the best dirty jobs after filming "Dirty Jobs".
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by Hand Jacks November 4, 2015
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Peach Job

A sexual act, making use of a freshly de-stoned peach as a substitute or precursor to actual intercourse. A more nutritious alternative to a handjob, and cheaper than flavored lube.
"I blew his mind, he'd never had a Peach Job before.."
by SailorLight22 July 6, 2008
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