Jake King

Lauren Hunters soul mate 🖤

jake king needs a poo

by laurenandjake4eva April 27, 2021

Where's Jake

When working on the 240 mainly but does happen to other cars Jake is involved in and never shows up or shows up late when the job is done.

Dam I just got all the dam broken wheels studs in this fuckers truck. Where the hell is he at? Where's Jake??

by Old man mechanic ass October 18, 2025

jake

a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole

girl 1: hey jake just asked me out
girl 2: what are you gonna say
girl 1: no of course

by Jake January 17, 2020

smelly jake

Dirty privates, uncleansed genitals.

Man, that dude has a smelly jake.
Wow she needs to do something about that smelly Jake.

Clean your act up, including that smelly Jake.
Your pot stinks worse than a smelly Jake.

by JD smell February 27, 2023

Jake Wood

average

Jake Wood

by nottherealclashofficial May 2, 2022

Jake

A theatre kid who is too loud

Jake: I hope I get the part I want in the school musical!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!1!1!1!
Anybody else: shut up we’re in the library

by Cowboy_StateFarm November 10, 2020

Mumkey Jake

One of the best gorilla tag players in the world, and in the clan Mumkey.

You: Did you hear Mumkey Jake is in our lobby?

Your mate: DUDE WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW

by Creamy beans April 28, 2022