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Oklahoma Fire Hose

The act of throwing up into one's butt hole while giving them a rim job (the eating out one's butt hole) and then eating the puke out
Yo dawg tanks fo' dat outta site oklahoma fire hose it really hit da' spot!
by Off-Road Don December 18, 2010
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fire hydrant pussy

a girl whose pussy discharges like a fire hydrant
I had that "fire hydrant pussy" last night and it flooded out my neighbors downstairs.
by moodybitch August 15, 2010
mugGet the fire hydrant pussymug.

Bangladesh Fire Demon

A sexual position popularized by the Chirucaua Apache tribe of Indians during the early 1920s in which the male partner pours unleaded gasoline (usually without the knowledge and/or consent of his partner) onto the breasts of the female partner and then uses a strike-anywhere match to light the said gasoline on fire. After a suitably high temperature is reached, the male partner begins titty-fucking the female partner, adding gasoline as necessary to keep the inferno alive. After finishing on the female partner's face, both the male partner and the female partner light cigarettes with the remnants of the gasoline fire, however this last step is optional.
Matt: Dude i totally gave Cindy the Bangladesh Fire Demon last night!
Sam: Holy Shit man! How'd you convince her to let you?!
Matt: I told her it was scented oil man and she totally bought it!
Sam: Sweet!
by mohawkskiier78 November 3, 2009
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Fire Crotch

when your tampon string is too long and you need to cut it or in this case burn it to avoid embarrassment in your bathing suit @ the beach
when you try to cut the string and you have NO scissors or knife and the tampon is already in...what do you do? Turn to a lighter like Dana and light it while sitting on the toilet...the result: a fire crotch!
by Buu Top July 7, 2007
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Fecal Fire Hose

a sexual position so devious, you need drew baby do bring a villas fire hose and put in your splatter master, thus allowing you to make boo boo and he can use that stank to spray where he pleases.

for example; the dog, josh, etc.
me: drew, can you do me a favor?
drewbaby: not the fecal fire hose again...
me: oh yeahhhhhhh
drew: kitty soft
by DrewBaby December 18, 2007
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my hair's on fire

an exclamation when you are NOT being listened to, or ignored.
Susan: So I was hanging out at the mall....
Tim (interrupting): Anyways, dude- did you see the game last night?
Susan: Um.... Hello?! My hair's on fire! I was talking!
by Hair's On Fire December 24, 2007
mugGet the my hair's on firemug.

Alaskan Fire Elephant

An Alaskan Fire Elephant is when a man has a long floppy wiener that looks like a trunk and when he ejaculates it spews all over the woman giving him a blow job so she says 'PFFFT' out of shock.
Girl: "Wow your wiener looks like an elephant trunk!"
Boy: "i know" *ejactulates*
Girl: "PFFT!!, What the heck dont alaskan fire elephant me!!"
by MLCD May 7, 2011
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