I choose happiness

When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.

Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.

Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)

by itsyourexwhowrotethislol October 19, 2021

It's true, I wrote it.

A statement used to convince someone that yes, you did write said definition on urbandictionary.com

Me: I wrote the first definition listed.
Skeptic: Grats, I'm not sure if I believe you.
Me: It's true, I wrote it.

by Prince of Darkness November 2, 2008

I can't breath

my pH is low, bro

psych patient in restraints yells, "I can't breath, mother fucker!"
he means he cannot compensate for his metabolic acidosis because he can't ventilate from all the people restraining him

by toxdoc March 21, 2022

I get half

The first thing your ex-wife will say to you after a divorce

1. No need to worry about our failure of a marriage. I get half!!

by Bristol Boore April 14, 2019

i am die

when you are die.

jackoob:i am die
me: me too

by firedwashere March 23, 2021

Pippo i Fadicazzi

A jokish name for a friend who sucks cock

Me: "Hi Filippo , you know, you're such a Pippo i Fadicazzi"
Filippo:*sucking cock* yeah, i know

by Pippo Franco April 27, 2023

Well I gee

to agree. Shortened version of 'well I guess'. Slang is derived from the west flats in the city of Prince Albert Saskatchewan.

person 1: "wanna go get drunk tonight?"

person 2: "well I gee"

by dude1990 November 24, 2013