French Offical Ruling

And immediate and out of left field ruling by French judges in a competition to ensure that the French competitors win. These do not have to have appeared in any of the official rules to begin with, it's simply that the French judges need to find a reason to disqualify the winner who is not French.

In the international stuntman competition, the French Offical Ruling was that the Americans were disqualified for using stuntman dressed up as Nazis to take Falls instance and therefore the French decided to disqualify them because they used Nazis.

by White-Buffalo November 19, 2025

The French fryer

When a man dips his balls in beer batter then proceeds to put his balls in partner mouth that contains boiling oil.

Man 1: dude! Me and my slut of a girlfriend tried out the French fryer last night, my shit gone crispy!

Man 2: bet the shit smell real yummy!

by Binfella November 29, 2025

french dream

A dream in which you take a dump, usually without knowing.

I have to wash my bed sheets, I had a french dream last night.

by marcus michael December 1, 2025

French Entrance

Turning up a day late to a social engagement.

My gym was having a Xmas party. I didn’t feel social but I forced myself. Got dressed up. Walked over.

It was the day before! I’m such a knob! I totally did a French Entrance.

by Arcwords December 7, 2025

French Fry

Annoying ass French immersion or French people

Joe is such a French Fry

by Pee gumballs December 9, 2025

French Fold

Getting a woman from behind while standing, then give it to her with a hearty attitude until she is damn near folded in half and Loving it

He was feeling fiesty and wanted to put her in a French Fold so he could grab her hips from behind and take what he wanted...

by Arleneyor December 14, 2025

French Canadian Butt Sex

Similar to Canadian Butt Sex. But, French Canadians are only polite to themselves (caused by excessive wine intake) French Canadians politely shove one finger in their own ass for selfish pleasure.... politely.

Damn that dude is way full of himself, literally! He French Canadian Butt Sexed so hard that finger might be stuck! He was damn polite about it though....

by RichTheRedn3ck December 19, 2025