Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.
That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
by RealTalkThemHo September 09, 2016
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by AlphaX99 June 05, 2023
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
Created by Taco Bell in 2009, these taco-shaped laxatives provide old people a tasty alternative when it comes to their bathroom needs.
Instead of shotgunning a prune juice I ate a five buck box instead; needless to say I just destroyed that toilet.
by Rster04 October 23, 2011
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