Five Man Failure

Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.

That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".

by Energysoul July 26, 2016

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The five nights at freddy's 3 musical

The five nights at freddy's 3 musical refers to a musical made by Logan Hugueny-Clark on youtube that was published on march 18th 2015, making it the 27th oldest video game musical he ever made. The song became popular due to springtrap saying the line "this attraction is great, so many guards i can rape, 'til i cant see straight." in the song.
The song also obviously predates the undertale musical

"hey google, tell me the lyrics to the five nights at freddy's 3 musical"
"i don't know just what i'm made of
face looks like bonnie's
possessed by the purple guy
i may kill whomever i please
three decades after the restaurant
i'm in for the ride
five nights 'till the doors open
the guard had better hide
you chose to work at this nightmare baby
like a mouse into a trap
you can play your tapes and temporarily distract me baby
but no matter what i will be back
i'm addicted to guards
rip 'em up into parts
while i feast on their hearts
scare 'em 'til they take shots
this attraction is great
so many guards i can rape
'til i can't see straight
where can i start?
i'm addicted to guards
the guard looks down at his tablet
i sneak in the room
he has no idea his painful death is coming soon
he couldn't last five nights alone with me baby
flashing red lights make me mad
you know they make me wanna jumpscare ya baby
make me feel so bad
i'm addicted to guards
rip them into parts
while i feast on their hearts
scare 'em 'til they take sharts
this attraction is great
so many guards i can rape
'til i can't see straight
where can i start?
i'm addicted to guards"

by sonic 1 tts build REAL March 26, 2024

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five

the word five AKA 5 is a number duh

i have five fingers

by @puglover June 11, 2018

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Five amigos

A group chat for five girls who chat shit about everyone and all love each other and has each other’s backs❤️

five amigos group chat is so funny

by balck girls December 14, 2019

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Five nights at Freddy's

A point and click horror game developed by Scott Cawthon. He used make Christian games. The series revolves around child murder, exotic butters and a pig with a banjo. Not to mention the merch. Like who's gonna buy a plush or a figure that's possessed by a vengeful soul named Cassidy. Oh yeah that's right. Me...

A:Yeah dude I play Five nights at Freddy's.
B:Oh Five nights at Freddy's. What do you have to do to get the insanity ending in Freddy Fazbears pizzaria simulator. Who is the best Fnaf World character. What is the name of the Cryi-

A: STFU

by Dr.Wily January 29, 2021

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