French Handjob

When one person gives another person a handjob while French kissing them.

Randy knew his wife was the one when she gave him a French handjob.

by bstujm September 16, 2025

French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!

I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.

by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018

French Press

When she sits on your face and you lick her pussy.

"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."

"What's that?"

"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."

by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017

french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.

Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.

by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020

french oven

when you queef and pull the sheet over someone else’s head trapping them with your musty pussy

I french ovened my boyfriend before I sucked his dick

by kutipatuti April 1, 2025

French Whisper

The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.

Hey chef payne i have a secret to tell you. Have you ever heard of a french whisper?

by chef larxson smith December 18, 2024

Dirty French Braid

The act of braiding someone else’s or your own pubic hair

“Dude, why did you ditch out on us last week?”

“I was busy doing a Dirty French Braid.”

by totallytubeular November 2, 2025