etha very much likes little kids and will do anything to be able to spend one minute with a 5 year old
Person 1: I saw ethan fucking the little kid over there
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile
by CraZYDuck26 January 23, 2025
Get the ethan´s a pedophile mug.Often described as a narcissist with his charming personality and a way with words he’s depicted as a manipulative person often stereotyped as a ladies man when it comes to him and what he put his mind too it’s barbecue chicken from there, his persona and what he displays to others leaves people in confusion and disarray, no one knows the real him except what he portrays to others, Ethan houser is quite suave most people can’t quite grasp the thought of how he “free balls” life with no medication but why wouldn’t he? In every way he is described as pure perfection having a strong presence in every room he enters, he walks with confidence and his eye contact is folding, the man is a freak in the bed, he’s borderline genius and athletic, he’s the brains and the bronze and boy can he tell a story. He uses his words for a bigger purpose, he takes pride being a villain as being a hero in someone’s story doesn’t quite bring the exhilaration he wants no that he needs, he thrives off hate it brings him to stepping stones he wouldn’t find by himself altogether he has hunger for ambition and self gratification and will stop at nothing to achieve what he desires, he leaves a mark on people that will never be forgotten, others call him crazy they don’t see what he sees for what he sees is something bigger then himself and he will sink his canines into it if it’s the last thing he will ever do. Also he suffers from alcoholism.
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Get the Ethan (IMC) mug.Ethan is smart, funny, and naturally laid-back. He’s friendly but only truly opens up to a small, trusted group or people who share his interests. Strong both mentally and physically, he carries himself with quiet confidence and tends to connect with older girls because of his mature mindset. However, he’s still learning to set boundaries—he has gotten in girl trouble in the past; he’s just being friendly, but sometimes girls take it the wrong way and think he’s interested and he is wrongly accused of talking to more than one at a time. Family means a lot to him, and he holds himself and others to high standards. When life gets tough, he turns to music and prefers to process things alone before talking to someone he trusts. A true foodie, he enjoys high-quality meals and loves to travel for sports, trends, or music.
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Get the ETHAN mug.Pronounced (that•kool- ass DUde) He’s probably the best person in the world. If you know him, you should probably keep him by your side and give him a dollar or something .
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